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Immortal Idiot by Nocturnal--Mistress Immortal Idiot by Nocturnal--Mistress
The meetings grew longer and longer. Conversations, sparring matches, and downright fights became the rule. Once Armand had dragged Daniel out of bed in New Orleans and shouted at him: "That telephone, I want you to dial Paris, I want to see if it can really talk to Paris."

"Goddamn it, do it yourself," Daniel had roared. "You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? I will do no such thing!"

How surprised Armand had looked.

"All right, I'll call Paris for you. But you pay the bill."

"But of course," Armand had said innocently. He had drawn dozens of hundred-dollar bills out of his coat, sprinkling them on Daniel's bed.

Queen of the Damned, by Anne Rice. Page 88.


My favourite scene.
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adriana483 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist
hahahah i love this scene!! great job!  Heart 
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Mint-Orchid Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012
One of my favorites scenes ♥ Poor Daniel XD But Armand is so lovely ♥
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EmeraldChaosSith Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
However many years on, this scene still makes me laugh. Armand is awesome.
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Spoon-snake Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
Lol, this is so funny XD
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TerraMarkov321 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011
This is probably my favorite scene of the two of them. I'm still in the middle of the book, but so far this was my favorite part. Great job.
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Sar05 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011
This scene was funny, and you got just right! :) I love the expressions for both Daniel and Armand. Great job!
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RussianBookworm Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Two words, Instant Classic!
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Dawn-Writer Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
yes!! I just read that part and laughed so hard! thanks for making it real! <3
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littlenemo48 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
That's awesome. I'm reading that book now and so far that's been my favorite part. :D
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HyuugaJoja Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011  Student Artist
" "You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone?" "
that is WHY he can't use a telephone :D:D:D

it's awesome :clap:
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ThroughBloodAndRain Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2011
Lol I love the whole section about Armand and Daniel. Armand's reactions are hilarious- the part about his obsessions with technology, for one:

First it was blenders, in which he created frightful concoctions based mostly on the colors of the ingredients. Then it was microwave ovens in which he cooked cockroaches and rats.

XD So cute. I love Armand. :)
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YatsukiTheKiller Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010   Photographer
that scene made me laugh so much

xD!

love the picture <3
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Tuldabulda Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2010  Student
Lol at Daniel's face at the bottom left x)
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The-Sneaky-Thief Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Love it~ :3
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VampiricSilver Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Hahahaha poor immortal idiot. That was great!
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elvenarcher Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I had laughed so hard when I read his part :XD:
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elvenarcher Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I mean *this* part. woops
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Ludmila-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2009
Omg
I'm just read the first book
AND I CAN'T FIND THE OTHER TOW T-T
But, I think...this book will be very fun :XD:
....
SasoDei is Love :heart:
TobiDei is only Friendship :hug:
ItaDei Sucks :x
MadaIta is Smexy :hump:
KakuHidan is Zombie Love :skull:
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BlueDarkAngelWings Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009
Hahahahah soo funny! I love Armand.
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Artykawaii Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2009
I love that scene! Armand's face is priceless. He's like "Directions? Do it myself? I can do that?" lol
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TenruIllusion Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's my favorite scene too. XD
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MomoCullen Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2009
lol I love that scene! <3
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Pinstripetophat Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
haha, holy crap! i completly forgot about that scene...
brilliantly done! :clap: :clap:
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sakithefangninja Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2009   Writer
That was my favorite scene ever!! I loved it.
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shininggolden Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2009
:rofl: Ha ha ha - great comic :D Oh Armand is so clueless. I love his shocked expression in the 5th panel. Poor Daniel, that's some way to be woken up!
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whitespirit Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
lmao that scene was hilarious and these guys are so cute! the drawing was awsome to XD made me laugh
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Ariianna Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2009
i loved that scene xD

good way of picturing it ^^
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Ariianna Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2009
i loved that scene xD

good way of picturing it ^^
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Ariianna Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2009
i loved that scene xD

good way of picturing it ^^
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Jesse-FanGirl Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL :D good one, +fav
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MandyWhiteWolf Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2009
THAT SCENE WAS THE BEST IN THE BOOK!!!
XP
i was on the floor at school while i was reading it :P
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Demon-Bender Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009
That was one of my favorite scenes. I burst out laughing when I read it. You drew it so well too, especially Daniel's spaced out expression when Armand woke him up.
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whysocereal Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
That is my ultimate favorite scene. xD
You are god. *bows to god*
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Porcelain-Song Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2009
LOL! This is awesome!! XDD
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Daisy-McConnahay Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2008
Ah, this is totally my favorite scene. I literally burst out laughing when I read it. :heart:
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fateHASu Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2008
Pffffffft I love Armand <3
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DemonicFaerie666 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
I love the look on Armand's face after he's yelled at. It's just like "Eh?!"
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Faye91 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2008
MY~ That was my favourite scene too!
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deadGarland Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2008
Love this scene XD
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Asterisks Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL. That Armand, always living under a rock.
:lmao:
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Hedonistbyheart Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2008
haha aww I love this, thank you for drawing it! I've so wanted to see it since I read it the first time!:D - shows how much of an immortal teenager Armand really is - man I adore him<3 his entire romance with Danny is just so twisted and cute xD
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Sweet-Vampirate Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love this scene too!!!!

Oh, God!!!! =D
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Grimmy-Kitty Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2008
*huggles Armand*
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carllennard Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2008
i would say thats my favorite book but i would be lying.
because i have read interview with the vampire a least 5 times so... yeah.
i love Armand!
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agent-cactuar Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2008
God, Armand really is baffled by technology. I loved this part about as much as the part about the blender.
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eroica-the-thief Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Since Armand is my favourite vampire created by Anne Rice i automatically love any pictures with him in, but this is just soooo funny! I laughed so much when i read that part in the book :D
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bibi-chan Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2008
Awwww :heart: I remember that scene, you drew it so good X3
I just love Armand here, he looks perfect ^^
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Nocturnal--Mistress Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2008
thanks :)

he is nothing less than perfect XD

~NM
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Walking-Nosebleed Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2008
I loved this scene.

And lol at Armand being 500 and not knowing how to use a telephone. XP
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Xxshadow-queenxX Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I Loved this part in the book! >3<
There were only a few parts i hated (most the parts with Akasha and Lestat together X] ), but aww ^^ this is so chibi!
xx
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